tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post2462145785409783731..comments2023-12-08T12:50:34.303-08:00Comments on W.C. Varones: TSA's Nude Scanners, Former Homeland Security Head Chertoff, and How Our Government WorksW.C. Varoneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17663570682958847976noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-88003280128058304482010-11-24T08:53:33.013-08:002010-11-24T08:53:33.013-08:00Soooo... if I may join the fray...
What if I were...Soooo... if I may join the fray...<br /><br />What if I were to have a 5 day diet of broccoli and garlic and soy milk and all the other things that make you gassy... Then I could wear an adult diaper (just in case, you know.) for when I go through security. And when the blue glove of love comes at me, I relax everything from tonsils to toenails and whatever happens during my government sanctioned 'Gate Rape', well, it's just meant to be.<br /><br />Just sayin'.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02172212811284009301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-87107494572540444502010-11-24T08:42:57.435-08:002010-11-24T08:42:57.435-08:00psst...my work has a scanner...the default setting...psst...my work has a scanner...the default setting is to not save an image...but for ´training purposes´an image can be saved...usually (ok, always) of a hot chick, except for this one time of a guy with a HUGE, I mean strapped to his leg and almost touching his knee, (0(K...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-32953873113758195472010-11-24T08:16:47.654-08:002010-11-24T08:16:47.654-08:00Reading comments like these is what makes getting ...Reading comments like these is what makes getting up in the morning sooooo much less of a chore. <br />I particularly liked the fellow who suggested we act like it's a date, which has always been my take. Just handle the family jewels with care, boy....<br />Jeez, can you imagine the amount of psychic energy the agents must devote to expunging the memories of fondling a slew of us comedians? HAH! <br />Anyone catch Louis Blacks' comments on the Daily Show? <br />Holy smokes!! A trip cross-country AND a genital massage??? Wanna bet the airlines are angling for the massage revenues when it becomes an add-on travel option???<br />Too rich.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-58233463601236689772010-11-24T05:56:31.148-08:002010-11-24T05:56:31.148-08:00I hope you don't mind, but I used your oh-so-c...I hope you don't mind, but I used your oh-so-clear directions in my email to the President.<br /><br />"How our government works:<br />1) Get a position in the government.<br />2) Hype up some scare and advocate a solution to it<br />3) Sell/convince the government on your proposed solution, leave your government position, and partner up with the company that provides that same solution.<br />4) Sit back and enjoy your new money."<br /><br />..and you expect us to believe that this security theater is for our own safety? You're a very funny man, Mr. President.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-86984721719101039602010-11-24T05:30:47.955-08:002010-11-24T05:30:47.955-08:00very relevant to America today
http://www.youtube...very relevant to America today<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-N5adYM7KwAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-61978134496331115692010-11-24T00:26:41.374-08:002010-11-24T00:26:41.374-08:00its highly possible that the TSA will attract a la...its highly possible that the TSA will attract a large number of pedophiles, disguised, however!ashok painoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-56587066922893361482010-11-23T23:59:21.916-08:002010-11-23T23:59:21.916-08:00I've been inspired by a friend to finally buy ...I've been inspired by a friend to finally buy a kilt that I've been wanting for many years... NOW I have a great reason to wear it comando on my flight to Dominicana next year. Thanks for the idea, guys.<br />PLEASE PAT DOWN MY SHAVED BALLS YOU TSA MORONS!Shawnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03676364148658896865noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-42874493555610818722010-11-23T22:06:52.647-08:002010-11-23T22:06:52.647-08:00Vampires like this need a stake through the fuckin...Vampires like this need a stake through the fucking heart!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-89833247472305043422010-11-23T21:50:26.671-08:002010-11-23T21:50:26.671-08:00Rapiscan, not rapsican.Rapiscan, not rapsican.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-89210576998184083962010-11-23T21:40:20.664-08:002010-11-23T21:40:20.664-08:00Yup, nothing new here, they are all corrrupt as th...Yup, nothing new here, they are all corrrupt as the day is long! Its the American way.<br /><br />www.privacy-tools.edu.tcdoswheelerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09729725828319755126noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-44587599530892217992010-11-23T20:53:21.448-08:002010-11-23T20:53:21.448-08:00Or maybe he realized it was a good idea.Or maybe he realized it was a good idea.David Kasprisinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02886204270111969708noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-200617392596908222010-11-23T20:47:26.789-08:002010-11-23T20:47:26.789-08:00Same name, different guy.Same name, different guy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-21058677668854311372010-11-23T20:33:03.221-08:002010-11-23T20:33:03.221-08:00Deepak Chopra is the CEO of Rapdiscan.
His last bo...Deepak Chopra is the CEO of Rapdiscan.<br />His last book?<br />2010 Muhammad: A Story of the Last Prophet.<br />EF THESE GUYS-they need to go to JAIL NOW.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-67217893563107466542010-11-23T07:45:33.869-08:002010-11-23T07:45:33.869-08:00Jim Morrison on a T-shirt saying C'mon, c'...Jim Morrison on a T-shirt saying C'mon, c'mon, c'mon touch me babe (light my fire for all you young 'uns)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-73776535593717219942010-11-23T07:38:38.742-08:002010-11-23T07:38:38.742-08:00Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand...<a href="http://www.fox6now.com/news/witi-112010-touch-my-junk-tshirt,0,5977710.story" rel="nofollow">Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.</a> - Mark TwainAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-34816715101641763882010-11-22T11:34:38.063-08:002010-11-22T11:34:38.063-08:00As someone who works every day to secure informati...As someone who works every day to secure information systems, I find the TSA's faith in the security of their nude imaging amusing.<br /><br />No system is perfectly secure. Any audit that finds no vulnerabilities is false and a waste of money.Matthewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00661898643589481825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-52741714180411233042010-11-17T12:19:16.175-08:002010-11-17T12:19:16.175-08:00That's what is great about being 81 - you stop...That's what is great about being 81 - you stop giving a shit about what other people think of you. I suspect that upon turning 81, you have seen so many people do so many stupid things over time that you start thinking "Why the hell should I care what some fool thinks of me or what I do - fuck 'em".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-18136277806762033552010-11-17T09:43:43.954-08:002010-11-17T09:43:43.954-08:00Hedgehog in a kilt getting ready for some hot TSA ...Hedgehog in a kilt getting ready for some hot TSA action! Is it just me or am I seeing a porno movie plot line developing?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-78096238193043426832010-11-17T09:30:27.057-08:002010-11-17T09:30:27.057-08:00Where the hell is Ron Jeremy when you need him?Where the hell is Ron Jeremy when you need him?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-39425655101214678272010-11-17T09:29:38.293-08:002010-11-17T09:29:38.293-08:00If you are a Michael Jackson impersonator you can ...If you are a Michael Jackson impersonator you can volunteer to pat down your own junk for them.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-35951602445577377022010-11-17T09:26:32.505-08:002010-11-17T09:26:32.505-08:00I <3 that idea N.L. !!!! - that kind of thinkin...I <3 that idea N.L. !!!! - that kind of thinking is what made this God damned nation great and that's the kind of thinking that will make us the envy of the world again. Hell no there ain't no stinking law against it. Suit up! (or kilt up!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-54801040342922712332010-11-17T08:08:43.893-08:002010-11-17T08:08:43.893-08:00Awesome idea. Actually I think I've got the a...Awesome idea. Actually I think I've got the answer, I'm going to wear a kilt and go commando then 20 minutes before entering the line I'll take a erectile dysfunction drug and be at attention when the inspection takes place. Is there a law against that?Negocios Loucoshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12473763866587661478noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-23078685991188939282010-11-17T07:57:47.567-08:002010-11-17T07:57:47.567-08:00I say make a show of it - go through the line doin...I say make a show of it - go through the line doing a full on game of trouser pocket pool and beg them to touch your junk. Then be sure to act like it is enjoyable. Ask them if there is a place where you can go burn a Pall Mall afterward. Ask if they will promise to call you and ask if they will still respect you in the morning. Ask them to buy you dinner (or at least a drink if you are kind of skanky) before the pat down.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-84265368225655121062010-11-17T03:18:24.530-08:002010-11-17T03:18:24.530-08:00Realy informative article... thanks for sharing......Realy informative article... thanks for sharing...indian sareeshttp://www.sareez.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-16923529542581292382010-11-16T22:03:50.595-08:002010-11-16T22:03:50.595-08:00Anon,
My 81 year old Grandpa was joking about smu...Anon,<br /><br />My 81 year old Grandpa was joking about smuggling in a bologna. You know, just to see if they dare try to touch his bits.Jr Deputy Accountanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12886649539758133191noreply@blogger.com