tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post5931326473734119224..comments2023-12-08T12:50:34.303-08:00Comments on W.C. Varones: Watermelon launch failW.C. Varoneshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17663570682958847976noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-74310289233424551472010-09-11T13:45:10.695-07:002010-09-11T13:45:10.695-07:00About the most heart warming thing I've seen a...About the most heart warming thing I've seen all week.Deanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02448369692335981936noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9619963.post-45942863594274474832010-09-09T10:54:11.647-07:002010-09-09T10:54:11.647-07:00that may be the best epic faceplant/Fail of All Ti...that may be the best epic faceplant/Fail of All Time you got there. if you can put a grown man in the hospital with a well-placed *slap* (and you can), then a 5-lb. watermelon to the face moving at wrist-rocket speed could have easily KILLED that silly woman. <br /><br />so then she'd have to report to the pearly gates for processing. name, DOB, all that, right? so far so good, until st. peter gets to that tricky "howdja die?" question. <br /><br />"i, uh....i took a high-speed watermelon hit right to the face, where it drove my nose into my brain, killing me." <br /><br />"you did WHAT?? HOW?? were you in a war or something? were you trying to save a small child from imminent watermelon-related death, and the watermelons fought back?!?"<br /><br />"ummm.....well....no, sir. see, i was a contestant on a reality TV show, and i was trying to win a couple thousand dollars, see...i notice you're *sighing*, sir. why are you sighing?"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com