Bin Laden: vote Democratic and we won't kill you

Bin Laden says all we need to do to get the terrorists to stop killing us is surrender in Iraq and Afghanistan. Sound familiar? Murtha, Dean, Pelosi etc. had the Iraq part, but hadn't thought of surrendering Afghanistan, too. Brilliant!

As an amateur psychologist, it is my opinion that Bin Laden is experiencing grief and anger over his terrorist buddies being killed in a really cool missile strike. And he's feeling impotence at not having been able to get off a terrorist attack against the US in over four years. And he might be syphilitic from being cooped up in a cave with goats for four years.

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