Meet your new Fed head...
... Zimbabwe Janet!
Yeah, we announced it a month ago, but now it's official.
Apparently some people thought after being bitchslapped by Senate liberals over his bailout thug pick Larry Summers, Obama would want to show he's nobody's bitch by rejecting the liberal favorite Yellen in favor of Donald Kohn. Well, he's somebody's bitch.
Like her predecessor Zimbabwe Ben, Zimbabwe Janet has never seen a problem she didn't think could be solved by printing unimaginable amounts of money.