She puts the "bat" in "moonbat"

A University of Arizona lecturer has just resigned after making multiple comments on a conservative blog about the blog owner's toddler being molested and killed.

Do you know who I am? I'm the Hoff!

Making Ricky Martin look cool in comparison.

Limousine liberals? Ha!

How about custom-747-with-lounges-hammocks-and-king-size-beds liberals?

Al Gore is currently an unofficial advisor to Google's top executives, and was formerly an official "Senior Advisor" to them. Guess those global warming messages didn't sink in, huh?

Google: Do No Evil!

French again collaborate with fascists

This won't play well in the land of cheese and whine. Surrender-monkey agents went to Guantanamo to interrogate the innocent Muslim civilians held there in violation of international law:

The French government has been plunged into embarrassment by the revelation that its intelligence agents interrogated six French citizens inside the US detention camp at Guantanamo Bay.

Defence lawyers said the trial of the six men on terrorist charges, which began in Paris on Monday, had been seriously compromised. They said the French authorities had previously refused to admit that the six had been interrogated by French counter-terrorism agents at the detention centre in Cuba.

HT: Ace of Spades.

Ted Stevens wants to protect your personal internet from commercialization

This guy is an embarrassment. Ted Stevens, of "Bridge to Nowhere" fame, explains how the Internet works:

There's one company now you can sign up and you can get a movie delivered to your house daily by delivery service. Okay. And currently it comes to your house, it gets put in the mail box when you get home and you change your order but you pay for that, right.

But this service is now going to go through the internet and what you do is you just go to a place on the internet and you order your movie and guess what you can order ten of them delivered to you and the delivery charge is free.

Ten of them streaming across that internet and what happens to your own personal internet?

I just the other day got, an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday and I just got it yesterday. Why?

Because it got tangled up with all these things going on the internet commercially.

So you want to talk about the consumer? Let's talk about you and me. We use this internet to communicate and we aren't using it for commercial purposes.

Read the whole thing. It's hilarious and tragic at the same time.

HT: Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler.

UPDATE: Ted Stevens' timeless words put to music.

CIA: Osama bin Who?

Last week, I wrote a post mocking Osama bin Laden as a decrepit jackass cowering in a cave. My point was that he's been reduced from inflicting mass casualties on America to issuing periodic rants on video- or audio-tape. The very fact that he has to put out videos to make headlines is proof of his impotence. Kudos to the U.S. military for keeping bin Laden cowering in a remote cave with only goats for companionship. Kudos also to the Bush Administration for preventing any additional terrorist attacks on U.S. soil since 9/11 (New York Times' efforts notwithstanding).

Bin Laden is now largely irrelevant. Al-Qaeda is still a significant threat, but it will remain so with or without bin Laden. It is decentralized, and does not require communication or organization from bin Laden to function. As for funding, bin Laden is not al-Qaeda's only source, and whatever resources he still controls will be passed to his associates when he dies.

Yesterday, we received news that the CIA agrees with me.

Obama & Coburn -- together again

This idea makes a hell of a lot of sense.