On the bright side, his path to ignominious defeat expands

Wall Street Journal: Trump's Path to Victory Diminishes

You're right: you can't.

From the Inbox:

Obama champions nuclear proliferation

Associated Press:

He has championed diplomacy on climate change, nuclear proliferation and has torn down walls to Cuba and Myanmar, but failed repeatedly to broker a lasting pause to more than six years of slaughter in Syria.

Well, he has certainly helped Iran's nuke program along with those pallets of cash and the lifting of sanctions!

They forgot Mianis

Funniest town names by state:




But really, Essex over Mianis in Connecticut?

Paul Otellini's $3.5 billion screw-up

August 2010:

Intel Bets Its Chips on McAfee.  Tech Giant Strikes $7.68 Billion Deal for Security-Software Maker, Drawing Mixed Reaction

September 2016:

BREAKING: Intel nearing deal to sell McAfee security unit to TPG, which could value unit at $4.2B including debt - Dow Jones • $INTC

— CNBC (@CNBC) 

Paper gold is paper, not gold

Douche Bank fails to deliver gold to ETF owners.

If you can't hold it in your hand, you don't own gold. If you own a gold ETF, sell it and take the money down to your local coin dealer.

Lying liars at CalPERS want help with their propaganda website

Earlier this month, we showed how CalPERS was using its web site to deliberately deceive the public about their absurd investment promises and terrible results.

Now CalPERS wants help from Sacramento area locals to improve the spin.

SurveyMonkey:

We are conducting a research study for CalPERS and inviting individuals to participate in one-on-one sessions. If you are interested in participating and are in the Sacramento area, please complete the quick survey below.

NOTE: When there are openings for volunteers, we will contact you to schedule a 60-minute session with you. We will then confirm location, date and time with you.

Click through to the survey to see if you qualify.