2.12.2006

Dems have change of heart

Congressional Democrats shocked the world this evening, apologizing for years of partisan bickering and promising to make amends with the administration. As a symbol of their commitment, the Democratic delegation offered up an all-expense-paid hunting trip for Messrs. Bush and Cheney in the wilds of Maine.

In other news: The vice-president blasts his hunting buddy in the face.

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Happy Super Tuesday!