Last week we asked what a double hat trick or two consecutive triple plays were called. None of you yobs knew the answer, so you probably don't know this one either: what do you call three hat tricks in a row?
Today's Bank Failure Friday is the third consecutive Friday of three bank failures. And while usual suspects Florida and Illinois were once again represented, so was a new face: Nebraska.
Corn Belt Bank and Trust Company, Pittsfield, IL
Riverside Bank of the Gulf Coast, Cape Coral, FL
Sherman County Bank, Loup City, NE
Did Gretzky ever get three hat tricks in a row? Sheila Bair did. Will she go for four next week?
UPDATE: GRAND SLAM!!! Pinnacle Bank of Oregon, Beaverton, OR! Dare we hope for a touchdown?