Burning to death is much better than getting shot

Just ask Jon Stewart if you don't know how many mass killings there have been in Australia since the gun ban of 1996.

Zero! None! Big fat donut!

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Oh wait, there was this one.

SYDNEY — A nurse has pleaded guilty to murdering 11 elderly people by setting fire to the Sydney nursing home where he worked.