10.17.2013

Gold is happy

The opposition party has just been vanquished. We'll have permanent deficits and a continually growing entitlement-class majority. The media will eviscerate anyone who even suggests a modicum of fiscal responsibility. And Zimbabwe Janet will be at the printing presses, monetizing as much debt as she needs to keep the Ponzi going.

Gold is happy.

10.13.2013

Taste so real...



... you'd swear that vegetables had lips and assholes.

10.11.2013

I'm selling my copy of "How Our Laws Are Made," free to all .gov "employees"



If anyone with a .gov needs a copy of "How Our Laws Are Made," published by the Government Printing Office, contact me and I will scan it for you.

57 pages, staple-bound, full of typical government BS that you tools can't seem to understand. I received this for attending the 2011 Spring meeting of Council with the American Institute of CPAs, when thousands of CPAs around the country attacked the Hill to rub elbows with Senators and Representatives for the greater good of the profession.

This edition is 2007, revised and updated from the John V. Sullivan version.

Get it while it's hot, clearly some of you dillweeds in Washington need it!

10.09.2013

Meet your new Fed head...



... Zimbabwe Janet!

Yeah, we announced it a month ago, but now it's official.

Apparently some people thought after being bitchslapped by Senate liberals over his bailout thug pick Larry Summers, Obama would want to show he's nobody's bitch by rejecting the liberal favorite Yellen in favor of Donald Kohn.  Well, he's somebody's bitch.

Like her predecessor Zimbabwe Ben, Zimbabwe Janet has never seen a problem she didn't think could be solved by printing unimaginable amounts of money.

Party on!

10.06.2013

Obama forces the elderly from their homes to punish America for its impudence

The government shutdown is being felt close to home for some locals. They say they're being forced out of private homes on Lake Mead because they sit on federal land.

Joyce Spencer is 77-years-old and her husband Ralph is 80. They've been spending most of their time in the family ice cream store since going home isn't an option.

The Spencers never expected to be forced out of their Lake Mead home, which they've owned since the 70s, but on Thursday, a park ranger said they had 24 hours to get out.
Since the 70's. There have been multiple "government shutdowns" since the 70's. But only Obama was cruel and vicious enough to do something as horrible as this to the defenseless elderly for political theater.

10.01.2013

Obama regime throws shutdown temper tantrum, takes down agency web sites

This is just pathetic.



They actually paid someone to take down the FCC web site and put up a childish temper tantrum page just to make sure that everyone knows that somebody somewhere is horribly inconvenienced by the shutdown?

WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! We're taking our web site and going home! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

What if they threw a shutdown and no one cared?

Washington shuts down, stock futures mildly positive.



As they should be.

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