3.29.2008

Merkel to boycott opening ceremony

Angela Merkel is more of a man than George Bush ever will be.

Merkel says she will not attend opening of Beijing Olympics.

I'm sure that, like most German people, Angela Merkel has starred in scheisse porn videos in her youth, and that Chinese agents will try to blackmail her with the tapes. But she won't buckle. That's what kind of man she is.

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