Spitzer swallows

This, I promise, will be my favorite news story of the year: moral crusader Eliot Spitzer bites the dust. After building a career ruining other men's lives and reputations, he will go down as one of the colossal hypocrites of our time.
In one such case in 2004, Mr. Spitzer spoke with revulsion and anger after announcing the arrest of 16 people for operating a high-end prostitution ring out of Staten Island.
Adios, pendejo.