"I have several homes I am trying to rent at the moment, if this one doesn't fit your needs, please don't hesitate to call and I will do all I can to find your perfect home."- Realtor Suzanne, in a craigslist ad for a Sky Las Vegas 2-bedroom apartment she is offering for $2095 per month.
Incidentally, Suzanne's $2,095 seems pretty realistic compared to Realtor Donna Marie Gold, who is still trying to rent a 2-bedroom in the same building for $5,100. Donna has music on her web site, though. Maybe that's the $3,000 difference.