Because they eat too much

Feds spend $1.5 million to study why lesbians are fat.

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Dr. Diggler said…
Contrary to popular belief, beaver is not a low-calorie food.
W.C. Varones said…
The alternate headline was "Because they eat out all the time."

But I thought the cheap joke detracted from the serious point that the government has way too much money and spends it on stupid shit.