Someday the mountain might get him but the law never will
Unfortunate for who?
Anyone who bet the over on number of Spirit girls in the ad...line was 11.5.
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of theAmerican Indians. After a tour of the reservation they lived on,she asked why there was a difference in the number of feathers foundin the headdresses of the various Indians.She asked a brave who only had one feather in his headdress whatthis meant. His reply was "Me have only one squaw, me have only onefeather."She asked another brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking,this brave had four feathers in his headdress.. He replied, "Ugh, mehave four feathers because me sleep with four squaws"Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number ofsquaws involved, she decided to interview the chief.Now the cheif had a headdress full of feathers which, needless tosay, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the chief, "Why do you have somany feathers in your headdress?"The Chief proudly beat his chest and said, "Me chief, me fuck-emall; big, small, fat, tall, me fuck-em all." Horrified, Ms. Waltersstated, " You should be hung." The cheif replied, "You damned rightme hung--me hung like buffalo."Ms. Walters cried, "You don't have to be so goddamn hostile." Thechief replied, "Hoss style, dog-style, any style, me fuck-em all."Tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, "Oh dear." The cheif replied,"No deer,----me fuck no deer. Run too fast, assholes too high. Nofuck deer."
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I talk a lot about inflation. But today was the first time in my life I actually used a dollar bill as toilet paper.