12.18.2004

How the mighty have fallen

Remember when Bin Laden was the terrifying face of evil, and struck fear in the hearts of Americans everywhere?

In October, he revealed that he had been reduced to a whiny Democrat complaining about Bush like Al Franken and Janeane Garofolo. Now that smiting the infidels seems a bit out of reach, he encourages devotees, "Go on and try to prevent them from getting oil." What's next, executive producing Michael Moore's next movie? Joining Jesse Jackson to boycott American companies that discriminate against terrorists?

What a pathetic, impotent jackass. Looks like the Global War on Terror is working.

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