Old Zeke to WSJ: I love you, baby...come back

Dumbed-down content, pricing shenanigans, being in bed with my girlfriend when I came home: none of this was enough to make me kick the Wall Street Journal out for good.

I mean, come on, a $79 special? The last time I got one of those was in Vegas...and this time I bet I won't even end up with V.D.

Welcome back, my sweet.

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