Don't say ol' W.C. never did nothing for you.
Suze (despite the ditzy spelling, it rhymes with "floozy," not with "cooze") Orman is a cheesy huckster who lied about her bio, but she's teamed up with TD Ameritrade to give you free money.
The plan goes like this: open an account, deposit $50 every month for 12 months, and then TD Ameritrade will give you $100.
Click here to sign up. Use 701 as the promotion code.