At least he counted to infinity...twice!

The object of one of the funniest websites ever has thrown his support, not his round house to the skull, behind the Huckster. But then it does make sense, Chuck Norris is the closest thing to JC that we have.

I pity the Huckster's opponents. I would have advised them to wear motorcycle helmets, as if that would make a difference. They all have a roundhouse to head coming their way. If they were wise they would withdraw immediately. Remember:

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.