4.01.2013

Ode to gold

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
The Bernank can printeth thee not, hard as he may try
Thou hireth not overpaid asshats like Meg Whitman to manage thy business
Thou diluteth me not with employee stock options
Thy expense ratio is a sock drawer and a .44 magnum

Depopulation

I meet a lot of very cool 30-ish people who don’t seem to be on the path to having kids. Huge mistake. Kids are awesome. It’s the circle of...