4.01.2013

Ode to gold

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
The Bernank can printeth thee not, hard as he may try
Thou hireth not overpaid asshats like Meg Whitman to manage thy business
Thou diluteth me not with employee stock options
Thy expense ratio is a sock drawer and a .44 magnum

Milestones

I talk a lot about inflation. But today was the first time in my life I actually used a dollar bill as toilet paper.