A British satirist has translated 15 of Shakespeare's classic plays into chav speak.
Martin Bauam's updated version of Hamlet reveals: "Dere was somefing minging in de State of Denmark."
The Danish prince, who is re-named 'Amlet, asks: "To be or not to be, innit?", while Romeo pines for his "fit bitch Jools".
Mr Baum's other titles include Macbeff, Much Ado About Sod All, De 'Appy Bitches of Windsor, De Taming of de Bitch, Two Geezas Of Verona and All's Sweet That Ends Sweet, Innit.
I've never heard of "chav." Methinks it must be English for "Ali G."
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