10.02.2011

"Oh, it's OK. I'm a libertarian."

I've found the most delightful response to do-gooder busybodies who want to lecture you on silly things like walking your dog without a leash or smoking on the beach.

As soon as they start in on their lecture, just say very politely and sincerely, "Oh, it's OK. I'm a libertarian," as if the laws simply don't apply to you. The look of complete dumbfoundedness combined with outrage on their faces is priceless.

2 comments:

B-Daddy said...

Awesome and very funny. Definitely want to try it out.

Jr Deputy Accountant said...

Love it.

I have to say, folks in DC are pretty cool about not bugging me like folks in California did. I can eat whatever I want, look however I want, say whatever I want and freely be hit on by sleazy black guys. It's like utopia! Utopia with lower taxes!

Exodus! Movement of Jah people!

 Joe Rogan is yet another multimillionaire fleeing California’s insanity. Who’s going to be left to pay the bills?