Boo frickin' hoo.
You know what you can do to avoid this doom, Coralie? Give full value for your employer's money. Make yourself useful for a change.
Maybe if you had to work hard to keep your job you wouldn't have the energy to run around all night with your face painted like a mime-whore, throwing rocks at policemen.
The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler feels the same:
Imagine what the fwench economy would be like if all of that energy spent avoiding actual work at all costs was channeled towards creating new businesses?