Tom Cruise has pressured execs at Viacom, which owns Comedy Central, to yank a second showing of the now-famous 'Trapped in the Closet" episode of "South Park" [which lampoons Scientology].
South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker's response:
So, Scientology, you may have won this battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!Congratulations, Cruise and Scientologists, you've just brought a lot more attention to how silly your invented-by-a-bad-science-fiction-writer religion is!
Temporarily anozinizing our episode will not stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies.
Curses and drat! You have obstructed us now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu.
--Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants to the dark lord Xenu