"$24.50! We'll have one dollar left over for a drink!"Ha! Not so fast, Gramps. Waters and soft drinks start at about $3.50. Save your dollar for a can of Alpo on the way home. But hey, at least you're getting a whopping 2.3% cost-of-living increase on your Social Security!
Overheard in the ticket line at the San Diego Zoo
A retired couple, who had thought $50 would be plenty to bring for a day's outing:
UPDATE: Edited to remove the guy's name. I hope nobody harasses him or his employer. He was good-natured and his sign was innocuous a...
Body Count goes to Vegas! Ernest Scherer III was a Vegas loser who fancied himself a professional poker player. Doesn't that photo t...
Make new friends But keep the old One is Ether And the other is Bitcoin