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Don't lend your hand to raise no flag atop no ship of fools

Overheard in the ticket line at the San Diego Zoo

A retired couple, who had thought $50 would be plenty to bring for a day's outing:
"$24.50! We'll have one dollar left over for a drink!"
Ha! Not so fast, Gramps. Waters and soft drinks start at about $3.50. Save your dollar for a can of Alpo on the way home. But hey, at least you're getting a whopping 2.3% cost-of-living increase on your Social Security!

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