7.01.2008

Tyson Homosexual Wins 100 Meter Olympic Trials

Because Christians are generally in need of help with simple things like reading there are organizations out there that filter the AP stories so as to make them more “appropriate” for their simpleton readers. In a comedy of absurdity, they auto check for the word gay and replace it with homosexual. So over the weekend it was not Tyson Gay who won the 100 meter, it was Tyson Homosexual.

Censored AP content

In a related story, Courtney Penises, of Friends fame, visited the White House to have a conversation with George W. Vagina about the policies being supported by Obama Satan the Lord of Darkness.

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