Greenspan's Body Count: Floozy Orman - W.C. Varones

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9.08.2008

Greenspan's Body Count: Floozy Orman

Today's episode of Greenspan's Body Count comes from the Oprah show, where Suze (despite the ditzy spelling, it rhymes with "floozy," not with "cooze") Orman, a cheesy huckster who lied about her bio, gives advice to the widow of a suicide:
Sylvia didn't find out until the day after Joe committed suicide that he had cancelled his $300,000 life insurance policy 3 months before; leaving Suze to believe he had planned everything out. The day Joe died Sylvia had $72 dollars to her name, no savings, no extra money stashed in the house, no retirement plan, no ownership of the house - owing $350,000, $60,000 in credit card debt and a large home equity loan of $100,000. Sylvia didn't even have enough money to feed her family. She had no idea they were in debt so severely.


Greenspan's Body Count now stands at forty-five:

Joe X
Isabelle Jarka
Robert Wagner
Lt. Michael Howe
John Roberts
Palmer C. White
Dianne Pittman White
Ed Boesen
Edwin F. Rachleff
Carlene Balderrama
Troy VanderStelt
Scott M. Coles
Dawn E. Armstrong
Thomas Lizotte
Jonathon Calvin "40-Cal" Jacques
Salvador X
Lupe X
Jade X
Little Boy X
Little Girl X
Kashmir Billon
Bill McMurtry

Lisa McMurtry
James Hahn
Raymond Donaca
Deanna Donaca
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Michel Veillette
Nadya Ferrari-Veillette
Marguerite Veillette
Vincent Veillette
Mia Veillette
Jacob Veillette
Maurice Pereira
Natasha Pereira
Mark Achilli
Raed Al-Farah
Andrew Kissel
Rufus Shaw Jr.
Lynn Flint Shaw
Mr. Pierce
Walter Buczynksi
Marci Buczynski
Jason Washington

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