Steve Irwin

Man, that's weird. You know how hard it is to be killed by a sting ray?

It's a one in a million shot. Kind of like the guy who goes into the emergency room saying he slipped in the shower and ended up with a shampoo bottle up his ass.

Yeah, it's like that in more ways than one:
"He came on top of the stingray and the stingray's barb went up and into his chest and put a hole into his heart," said Stainton, who was on board Irwin's boat at the time.
Next time you go diving with sting rays, keep your willie to yourself.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Our thoughts and prayers go out to Terri, Bindi, Bob and all family and friends of Steve. Losing a man that has committed so much of himself to Australia and it’s conservation is a tragedy in itself, but Steve became a member of most australian families and has touched all our hearts and he will live on forever.

Nailed it

Twitter (X) : To be fair, though, I thought they'd come up with someone more appealing than Cackles Harris.