3.12.2013

Because they eat too much

Feds spend $1.5 million to study why lesbians are fat.

2 comments:

Dr. Diggler said...

Contrary to popular belief, beaver is not a low-calorie food.

W.C. Varones said...

The alternate headline was "Because they eat out all the time."

But I thought the cheap joke detracted from the serious point that the government has way too much money and spends it on stupid shit.

Milestones

I talk a lot about inflation. But today was the first time in my life I actually used a dollar bill as toilet paper.