4.01.2013

Ode to gold

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways
The Bernank can printeth thee not, hard as he may try
Thou hireth not overpaid asshats like Meg Whitman to manage thy business
Thou diluteth me not with employee stock options
Thy expense ratio is a sock drawer and a .44 magnum

Socialism is like a pot luck

 The latest product of the American public education system, I presume:         Sure, socialism is just like a pot luck. You would have e...