Golf

I used to think the only cool thing about golf was the air horns.

That's before I heard this:

Deputies in Washington County, Wis., report stopping a tipsy duffer who was driving a golf cart home.

According to deputies, the 47-year-old man told them that relatives had left him at the Kettle Hills Golf Course.

So, he got into a golf cart and tried to drive home to South Milwaukee, a nearly 40-mile trip.

He got about a mile before being pulled over by the law.

Deputies say the man told them he had 10 beers, but didn't think he was drunk.

The radio report I heard said they pulled him over on the freeway.