That's before I heard this:
Deputies in Washington County, Wis., report stopping a tipsy duffer who was driving a golf cart home.
According to deputies, the 47-year-old man told them that relatives had left him at the Kettle Hills Golf Course.
So, he got into a golf cart and tried to drive home to South Milwaukee, a nearly 40-mile trip.
He got about a mile before being pulled over by the law.
Deputies say the man told them he had 10 beers, but didn't think he was drunk.
The radio report I heard said they pulled him over on the freeway.