6.03.2009

The new GM

Making the e-mail rounds today:



The new GM (Government Motors) proudly introduces the 2010 Obama...

Incredibly "green," this car runs on hot air and broken promises. It has three wheels that speed the vehicle through tight left turns. It comes complete with two Teleprompters programmed to help the occupants talk their way out of any violations. Built by union labor with full benefits, its base price is only
$83,000, but low government financing is available for any payment requested. Subsidized insurance available!

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