Someday the mountain might get him but the law never will
You should have included a gift certificate for a high-end tanning salon in D.C., or perhaps a signed Head-Shot of Boehner's obvious skin-type inspiration, George Hamilton. Maybe then you'd get his attention. Maybe that would buy you your very own personal Congressman.
Huh huh huh, huh-huh, you said "boner".
W.C.: That is a congressman you are addressing. Show some respect. You should have addressed him as Mr. Boner! :)
I have been writing them such things on their stupid letters for a while...but they keep sending requests for money (which all such letters are). The only thing they look for is a check inside and anything else is trashed without reading. Otherwise they would not send this kind of stupidity to me repeatedly. Bottom line is, we will not get their attention by writing anything on these letters. May be if we attach them to a brick so they have to pay a lot of return postage...
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Anybody else think horse paste might be worth a try?