Elmo cleared

Er... sort of.

No mention of whether the accuser received a settlement. There'd usually be a denial if he didn't.

Even if we take the retraction at face value, we've still got a forty-something guy taking advantage of an emotionally disturbed 18-ish kid for sex.  Way better on the criminal front, not so much on the creep front.

Meanwhile, shocking photos of Kermit the Frog have surfaced as the Sesame Street scandal continues.


Doo Doo Econ said...

It isn't easy being green?

Anonymous said...

Sure we helped trash an innocent man's name, but it's fine because he dates differently than we do.

Lolz what's up with gay black guys and their weird creepy habits!!

W.C. Varones said...


You seem awfully obsessed with his race and homosexuality. What's up with that?

And why didn't you defend David Epstein? Consenting adults, and all that.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous obviously hates Jews.

Happy Super Tuesday!