Greenspan's Body Count

Today's victim is Donald "Keith" West, allegedly murdered by his girlfriend, Tiffany Ann Bassett:
West, a former Smithfield police officer and owner of a private police security operation, was found dead in his bedroom July 18, 2006.

Bassett and West's home was under foreclosure and was scheduled to be sold on the day West's body was found inside it.

According to psychologists, foreclosure is 30 points on the acute life stress score. Tiffany apparently doesn't handle stress well. Unfortunately for her, she didn't help the situation. Death of a close friend is 37 points, and a jail term is 63 points.

Alan Greenspan, that's another kill to your credit.

Greenspan's Body Count now stands at thirty-two:

Donald "Keith" West
Jonathon Calvin "40-Cal" Jacques
Salvador X
Lupe X
Jade X
Little Boy X
Little Girl X
Kashmir Billon
Bill McMurtry

Lisa McMurtry
James Hahn
Raymond Donaca
Deanna Donaca
Michel Veillette
Nadya Ferrari-Veillette
Marguerite Veillette
Vincent Veillette
Mia Veillette
Jacob Veillette
Maurice Pereira
Natasha Pereira
Mark Achilli
Raed Al-Farah
Andrew Kissel
Rufus Shaw Jr.
Lynn Flint Shaw
Mr. Pierce
Walter Buczynksi
Marci Buczynski
Jason Washington

Stay tuned, true believers! We'll be investigating the suspicious deaths of the Ucar family in their $1.7 million San Clemente home to find out if mortgage troubles from Greenspan's bubble were at the root of the problem.

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I talk a lot about inflation. But today was the first time in my life I actually used a dollar bill as toilet paper.