5.16.2008

McDanger's Inflation-Fighting Tips, #38

While cruising for babes in Walmart recently, I happened upon a most delightful bargain. On the DVD carousel, they have a number of actor-themed 3-packs for $9 each. For example, if you pick the "Kevin Costner Triple Feature," you get Bull Durham, Dances with Wolves, and No Way Out (?) for a total of $9.

Eat that, Bernanke.

Oh, and did I have any luck with the chicks? Well it so happens that the cash-register girl was also a huge Leo DiCaprio fan, and we ended up having a really amazing mutual masturbation session to The Beach.

And you, Paulson, eat that.

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