Stimulation shouldn't cost almost a trillion dollars.

Elliot Spitzer's high-end liaisons with "Kristen" cost something around $5,000. At that rate, Obama's stimulus is enough to buy a Kristen for every adult male in the country.

In tough economic times, shouldn't we be a little more frugal and buy everyone a $5 BJ from Hugh Grant's Divine Marie Brown?

Thought inspired by John Enright's Rhyme of the Day.

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