7.30.2009

Manny Ortez tested positive for steroids

During the 2004 Presidential campaign, haughty, French-looking Democrat (who by the way served in Vietnam) John Kerry demonstrated his love of America's pastime and his local Red Sox by answering a question about his favorite baseball player, "Manny Ortez."

The two players whose names were mangled together by Kerry were reunited in the news today. It was revealed that both Manny Ramirez and David Ortiz tested positive for steroids in 2003.

This should not diminish John Kerry's esteem for Manny Ortez. Kerry is a long-time supporter of biological enhancement, being a well-known botox junkie himself.

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