Last night in Del Mar, the cops set up a DUI checkpoint, catching several people leaving the racetrack.
One woman was sobbing hysterically at the side of the road. Her husband had been hauled off to jail and she didn't know where she was or how to get home. She kept insisting that her husband wasn't drunk, and that it was her cup of beer that was spilled all over inside the car.
Unfortunately, we recorded no wood shampoos all evening.
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I talk a lot about inflation. But today was the first time in my life I actually used a dollar bill as toilet paper.