8.29.2008

Facts about Sarah Palin

You have to be fast these days. I was intending to build this site, but somebody beat me to it.
Little known fact: Sarah Palin's son is going to Iraq after the surge, because a Palin during the surge would have been unfair.

Little known fact: Sarah Palin makes Andrew Sullivan regret some key life choices.

Little known fact: Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity's war against the machines.

Little known fact: Sarah Palin doesn't need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult elk.

You anti-Palin people don't get it. If Palin is not qualified, how on earth is Obama qualified? Palin has executive experience. Obama and Biden have a combined Zero years of executive experience. Zero with a capital Z.

Palin shouldn't be the VP nominee; she should be at the top of the ticket. She single-handedly routed the corrupt, entrenched Alaska Republicans, and she's a principled reformer and outsider. What more could you possibly want?

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