You will be assimilated

The weekend brought a visit from an old friend who had last graced the Varones household in September. She had tried Mrs. V's vegan cooking then, and just informed us that she hasn't eaten meat since!

I'm serious. We're vegan and we're coming to get you.


Mutnodjmet said...

I think I am a lost cause. I subscribe to the Palin theory of animals: There are plenty of room for them, right next to the mashed potatoes.

Ro Ro Radio said...

We're here, we're vegan, get used to it! .. and make more vegan choices!!!

ubu roi said...

I have a high carbon footprint, including a large screen TV, two gas-guzzling cars, and a whole closet filled with extra incandescent light bulbs. I don't recycle anything myself (someone does that for me each morning from my trash can; in fact, my trash is a highly valued commodity in the neighborhood). I drink bourbon and eat meat like I'm trying to put domesticated animals on the endangered species list. I'd eat people if it came down to it. Like my forefathers, I shop at the Grocery Outlet and buy what's on sale; lots of stews. Everything tastes better with duck fat. I don't give a shit about the third world, and I've got a large enough arsenal to defend what's mine for a couple of action-packed hours. I'll be dead before I collect Social Security, so take the time to thank me for my consideration; you can all live smugly for another 30 years while I buy up all the good properties in Hell (and you thought Tribeca was expensive). Now, pass the celery sticks and carrots.

Anonymous said...

I'm an omnivore and proud of it. I eat mostly vegetables and fruit but I have to have my fish, chicken and steak from time to time. I have no problem with vegetarians up to the point that they approach the line of trying to convince me to adopt their values and diet. That's where I see the "control issues" coming out.


Anonymous said...

Been there, done that and never again.

AOC has Covid

Anybody else think horse paste might be worth a try?