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Drunk 4-year-old in drag steals Christmas presents

Chattanooga, Tennessee:
A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of something out of the Onion

beebsblog said...

Yeah buddy, she just had to get pregnant at 16 and pop out a crotch goblin.

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