A Phoenix man who allegedly exposed himself to a woman dressed as the Statue of Liberty on Tax Day has been arrested for indecent exposure, police said on Thursday.
Kevin Robert Theriault, 42, was booked on suspicion of three counts each of indecent exposure and public sexual indecency.
The woman, who was standing on a street corner, dressed as the iconic statue to promote a tax preparer, called police after a man had masturbated in front of her four times. [ed. note: I guess she liked it the first three times?]
In his post-arrest interview, Theriault told detectives that he "just wanted to go home to do his taxes," Carbajal said.
In related news, New York subway wanker Dan Hoyt is still serving up "raw" food at his restaurant, Quintessence. Don't order the tapioca.