shoot, you guys are waaaaay ahead of me. i didn't take no hostages; i didn't even buy me no boat. all i did was let myself go and quit shaving and get sloppy fat and divorce my wife and solicit handjobs from 55-year-old massage gals.
but i'm tellin' you, my adductors and that chakra feel *great* now. well, the extra $100,000,000 helps, too.
9.02.2010
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