Wake up and smell the Tea!

Tonight's Christine O'Donnell victory wraps up an incredibly successful primary season for the Tea Party -- we knocked out Stupak, Murkowski, Bennett, Specter, Crist, Castle, and a whole bunch of other establishment candidates.

Now on to the general election. Ruling Class politicians of all parties, you are on notice. We are coming for you.

And Christine, this one's for you. FAP-FAP-FAP!!!

Comments

woo-friggin'-woo-hoo-hoo!
Dude, it's Tuesday, you should have saved that for tomorrow.
Anonymous said…
snicker, snicker
Anonymous said…
But O'Donnell's guidance went a bit further. Masturbation, she argued, is not a moral substitute for sex..


...but me loins are aching! I used to know this dude who was stationed on submarines during the Cold War. He said there was more whacking off than you could shake a stick at. I wonder if they stock up on "Navy approved" baby oil at each port?
Anonymous said…
...will it really make you go blind, Daddy???
Anonymous said…
... No son, it will just make you grow hair on your palms and then everyone will know your dirty little secret....