JDA has the breaking news:
The leader of the International Monetary Fund, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, was arrested on Saturday, minutes before he was to fly to Paris from John F. Kennedy International Airport, the authorities said.
Mr. Strauss-Kahn, a candidate for president of France, was taken off an Air France flight by officers from the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey and turned over to Manhattan detectives, according to a Port Authority spokesman.
He was accused of a sex attack on a maid at a Times Square hotel earlier in the day, the authorities said.
Come on, this is the Ruling Class. Aren't they entitled to a little piece of ass from the proles now and then? And he's from France, a country that thinks it's OK for the rich and famous to drug and anally rape 13-year-olds! When he beats the charges, they'll throw a parade for him on the Champs Elysee!
UPDATE: Yep, I was right. Our international bankster overlords have a get-out-of-jail-free card for maid rape.