"Many people regard a man's balls and penis as one and the same; in fact, there is a vas deferens between them."
-Charlie McDanger's page-a-day calendar


John Enright said...

That's hilarious.

Anonymous said...

I had to read it twice to get it.

Anonymous said...

It's sad the average woman deep throats both as a common sexual practice. It's bad one's self esteem not to mention having to endure the stench of corruption of the average American male down one's throat tends to cause gagging.

Anonymous said...

Say, you don't happen to have the average woman's phone number handy?


I talk a lot about inflation. But today was the first time in my life I actually used a dollar bill as toilet paper.