Goldman Sachs gets its first Supreme Court seat -- Elena Kagan

It's about time, after all this time owning Congress and the Treasury Department. Those pesky checks and balances were becoming soooo bothersome.

UPDATE: I'm corrected by Skeptical CPA, who tells me that Kagan would be the second Vampire Squid on the Court. Apparently Chief Justice John Roberts was a partner in Hogan Lovells, a Goldman mouthpiece.