Pakistani Taliban: We suck!

How embarrassing is that when you brag about a complete dud?
Fox 5 reported Sunday that the Pakistani Taliban has claimed responsibility for the bomb plot.

According to Fox News, in a 1 minute video allegedly released by the Pakistani Taliban, the group says the attack is revenge for the death of its leader Baitullah Mehsud and the recent killings of the top leaders of al-Qaida in Iraq.

Images of the slain militants are shown as an unidentified voice recites the message. English subtitles are at the bottom of the screen.

According to the AP, an unidentified speaker on the tape also says the attack comes in response to American "interference and terrorism in Muslim Countries, especially in Pakistan."

That's all you've got? You put some propane tanks and gas cans in an SUV and you can't even ignite them? That's supposed to terrify the nation into changing its ways?

You suck, you jackasses.

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